Remind me - do you pass the hand sanitiser to the ...
It's not wearing a mask!
Recent predictions may have to be downgraded
I blame the air traffic controllers. If they'd ...
14 weeks of lockdown and I still haven't read ...
As responsible builders we respect social ...
He's asking to see a Covid passport
Drive-Thru Confession
The British come here on holiday and the only ...
All our meat and eggs are free range. ...
Clapping for the Treasury won't stop them putting ...
These expected tax rises: they are being tried out ...
Lie back and think of leaving England
Your teachers want you to attend summer school ...
We're making Dunkirk 2. The Little Ships go to ...
There's some corner of a foreign field that is ...
Neighborhood Bingewatch
Munch's 'The Cough'
There's no hurry. People won't be ready to travel ...
It hasn't exactly been a walk in the park
He's clapping himself because he remembered which ...
Online Toil and Trouble
Go and spread the word of the Lord - but not the ...
Hand sanitizer manufacturers will be rubbing their ...
My tweet about COVID-19 has gone viral
How do I know if it's social or anti-social ...
Don't come back from university with a mountain of ...
Predicted Ho Ho Ho
Thank goodness we had all these leftover Scotch ...
How about I give you a hug, Grandad, and if you ...
