Predicted Ho Ho Ho
Would you trust this man?
Nobody off without the requisite paperwork!
Testing Isn't Working
I'm all for facemasks ... makes me look like the ...
M-iced Buns
What a horrible, scary mask!
Let me put my arm around you!
There's no hurry. People won't be ready to travel ...
The Coughing Major...
Happy Birthday, Mr PM
Corona-tion
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Facemasks... Will Be... Compulsory...
2020 Calendaaaargh!!
As responsible builders we respect social ...
I blame the air traffic controllers. If they'd ...
Recent predictions may have to be downgraded
With all the new restrictions I couldn't be ...
With our recent bad weather and continuing ...
Easter Quarantine...
My G-G-Generation
Today I can reveal a new plan to boost our ...
How do I know if it's social or anti-social ...
My tweet about COVID-19 has gone viral
Hand sanitizer manufacturers will be rubbing their ...
Can I stop making bread yet?
Go and spread the word of the Lord - but not the ...
Online Toil and Trouble
He's clapping himself because he remembered which ...
