'Thank you, Wesley,' said Pat as he stared down at ...
Pat raised the brick above his head and leant back
We were called to Jeremy Hunt's property after ...
We Told the Homeowner That We'd Caught the Burglar ...
Moped Muggers Display Team
Put the Cotton Bud On the Floor and Come Out with ...
I Don't Like Phoning Northumbria Police. You Never ...
I Was Fined 50p For an Overdue Book. It's just a ...
You Were Persistently Driving Below the Speed ...
I'm Letting You Off this Time, Sir John Chilcot. ...
He Says It's Half Past Two, but He's Probably ...
This Concerns Your Motor Vehicle. Would You Like ...
Which Service? Fire, Cover-Ups or Smear Tactics?
Hold the Front Page... I Mean, Request For Back-Up
If He Ever Says Prayers Before a Council Meeting ...
We're All On the Streets, but We Still Have to Do ...
I Asked Him About the Budgie Kidnap and Now It's ...
A Child's Bike Stolen? That's Not Much of a Story
I Hear Fortnum & Mason Is Planning to Disrupt ...
An Interesting Case, Sergeant
Police Numbers
How's My Drink Driving?
Er - Move Along, Please - Nothing to See Here
Policeman On a Bicycle
What Are the Charges? Very Reasonable - We Accept ...
I'm Letting You Off with a Warning
Fattypuff: the Thief Is Still At Large...
Certainly, Madam - and Would You Like the ...
Of Course You're Always Feeling Tired - Try ...
