My husband always says if you want a good job ...
This lobster's proving a bit of a b****r, Luigi
Silent Night
Goliath Harvester
Butler (To guest in haunted room): 'Just a couple ...
The Old Railway
Four Corners of Sleep: Trafalgar Square
County Songs XXXVII – Huntingdonshire
The Peril of the Sands, 1870: Donkey Rides
Adventurers
Mistress: 'What's going to win the Derby, ...
Not another touch! My Juan must learn to let well ...
A Criterion Indeed! Brown: 'Hampstead salubrious? ...
A Test of True Gentility 'What's the new lodger ...
A Nasty One Snarley: 'I see you're spending a lot ...
Obvious! 'Want anything on it, Sir?' 'Yes – ...
The Importance of Externals 'But why don't you ...
Typical Modern Developments Alderman Brownjones ...
The Lists of Hurlingham 'How sweet are looks that ...
A Friend in Need Mr Gladstone: 'My Dear John, I ...
Moral Suasion Sir Alfr-D M-Ln-R sings:- 'There was ...
The Long-Playing Record
Ordered a new car six years ago, and it's just ...
Any more for the Roman villa ...?
... And there's just one slight formality – ...
High time they did something about a bath-chair ...
Hitching a Lift with the Hearse
Accident to the Axis 'United we stood'
Remounts For the Yeomanry. Horse-Buying Expert ...
Mr Punch Jumps Through a Hoop