Chris Beetles Gallery, Ryder Street, London
2 December 2025 - 3 January 2026
I'd love to dance but I must warn you, I've got ...
What a deal I've just made – If only Dad ...
Goodwill to all men
Church Tent
Frankly, I'm starting to worry about the ...
It's gone very quiet in there – The meeting ...
The End
I'm sorry, Mr Akimoto, this bank cannot possibly ...
It's a radicalised Teddy Bears picnic
I say – Fancy them having the jolly old ...
I'd like you to seriously consider my offer of ...
It was the way he would have wanted it – He ...
This is a more upmarket product for the brighter ...
Well, now we're up & running, Miss Grunblatt, ...
Oh, no! – it's the 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th & ...
As we three seem to be doing all the work in your ...
It's just one meeting after another
Aaaargh!! – emails, answer phones, fax ...
Owning property's all very well but it can be a ...
In there somewhere is an ambitious young man who ...
Tunnel of Arranged Love
Don't worry – He says you'll like his friend ...
Another joyrider, sarge
Cutting down the island
Desert Island Romance
I've been told it's a large family that's moving ...
Every Night I Take Part in the World's Best Sextet
Ladies & Gentlemen – the first Bug-Free ...
I'm ringing about this dishwasher I bought from ...
So what's all this about using eye of net, toe of ...