Alexa ... is my wife having an affair?
They're loaded around here ... that big cave ...
I'd like a big mac please
Normal People
Land of Woke and Glory
Drive-Thru Confession
Christo It's a Wrap
14 weeks of lockdown and I still haven't read ...
Thomas the Tank Engine's Facemask
I've ordered a batch of 2 metre-long needles
It was the only way they'd let us reopen
Dish of the Day Vaped Haddock
What a brilliant wheeze
It's not wearing a mask!
Virtual Art Gallery
Remind me - do you pass the hand sanitiser to the ...
Of course I don't talk to myself, Norman!
A woman queued for twelve hours for a new phone ...
There's something I need to say
Are you ok? You seem a bit offline
Are they locally-sourced?
Alphabet Soup (Large Print)
I predict problems procuring pickled pepper ...
Was the meal ok? You haven't mentioned it on your ...
Do come in!
Staring at your Phone is bad for you
Quiet!!! I can't hear my phone ring!
You are here
It's the economy with the truth, stupid
Going... going... coming back...