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Mr Sugar Tax
And here are some cyanide pills in case anyone ...
Is that your plan? If Jeremy Hunt tries to bring ...
Do I have to pay the Sugar Tax if I'm just going ...
I took my girlfriend to Paris. I got sunstroke and ...
Never mind the backstop. I want Boris to explain ...
We were called to Jeremy Hunt's property after ...
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In the next round the remaining candidates will ...
There are always a few Tory candidates I have ...
We've changed the rules. Leadership candidates ...
What will you do when this damn Tory leadership ...
I'm really only running to raise my profile and ...
Can I have a selfie? I don't recognise you, so I'm ...
I've been expelled from the Labour Party for ...
We're holding Tory leadership candidates here to ...
Yes, I'll be voting for you in the leadership ...
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We had a whip round for Theresa May. Now she owes ...
The PM asked for a moat
Self-Milkshaking
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