Please do not feed the Egos
George - I think the fish wants to go out
I've heard the spare room is very nice at this ...
You appear to be suffering from sheep deprivation
Harold's got Boardroom Eyes
Rodin's Worrier
I identify as a person who does not identify as a ...
Clowning Street
Updated Sayings: Leave means never having to say ...
And your billing address - is it the same as your ...
Cupid Selfie
You're too inward-looking, Wenceslas - Try looking ...
Good King Wenceslas reached out...
Gentlemen - Shall we join the ladies?
It has excellent views. You'll be able to see ...
I only came back to work for the air conditioning; ...
I'm telling you now that's not 2 metres!!
He's Looking At the Pink Pill - No, He's Changed ...
Apparently He Got the Idea Watching Alex Higgins
My Highest Break Is only Average but I've Had a ...
I've Seen It. the Wax Model Shows More Emotion
Mine's an Industrial Accident. I'm a Snooker ...
Gingerbread Cottage
Drizzle It, For God's Sake - Drizzle It
Picnic Sandwiches
Darling, I can explain! I went for a second run, ...
It was a waste of time. Apparently there aren't ...
Who are you expecting to vandalise your gnomes?
Easter Egg o'clock is getting earlier every day
Visit Great Britain A Relaxing Holiday Without All ...