Have you finished?
Mind if I use your toilet?
Dandruff Shaker
And now I'd like you to give a warm welcome to our ...
Is the calamares fresh?
He didn't wake up this morning
Come on chaps, a few more feet to go and we'll be ...
Oh, no – a farm salmon!
I'm sure that lake wasn't there last year
A Very Covid Christmas
The doctor was so worried about my physical state, ...
So it's true then - you & Brian have split up
I'm starting to get a little worried about the ...
As you can see, folks, there was once a strong ...
Mother and Baby Sedan
Halfway round the world and soon we'll have the ...
I wish I hadn't ordered the swordfish kebabs
My husband always says if you want a good job ...
This lobster's proving a bit of a b****r, Luigi
I just love watching the birds feeding in the ...
I can't wait for the shops to reopen when I can go ...
Daddy, what did you do in the Great Lockdown?
It's not vandalism, madam - it's child obesity
Two fingers to the police
Permanently Pissed!
50 Shades of Gruyere
My grandson is sending me some lovely little ...
Here's the earthman now - Ready to give him a real ...
They're ruining the countryside
Looks like the Conga Killer has struck again, ...
