At the Races
Theory and Practices Aunt Mary: 'Why don't you ...
Sympathetic Egoism of Genius (A Study) 'Don't run ...
The Du Maurier Family in Cornwall
The Child of the Period New Governess: 'Why are ...
Our Reserves Colonel of Volunteers (having clubbed ...
A Misconception Passenger: 'And whose house is ...
Put to the Rout Distracted Bandster: 'Komm avay ...
Bewildering Mr Wuzzles (up for the Cattle Show). ...
Country and Duty Mr W H S: 'It's got a little ...
Sugar! Dr De Worms: 'Now then Master Johnnie, ppen ...
The Jubilee 'Meet' The old huntsman: 'You stick to ...
The Demon 'Rough' Justice: 'Look here, you ...
The Real 'Autumn Session' Mr Punch (to the Earl of ...
I ensure I am socially distanced from my TV ...
He's On Every Front Page!
The Hallowe'en triple lock means we should get ten ...
I'd rather not give you my email address. I'm ...
The Chancellor is in Reception. He's saying Trick ...
I recently taught him to skateboard in the hope ...
I come from the future. I want to buy a loaf of ...
T-H-E B-I-G G-I-R-L I-N R-E-D I-S M-O-V-I-N-G I-T ...
Still waiting for an ambulance then?
In the Tomato Soup for Not Attending COP27
Loose Cannon Spouting Dangerous Balls
Not bein' funny - but why?
Tell me about it - I've got moody queenagers, too
Norman - they're playing our song
Inequality Street
Ron and I have decided to conserve our electricity ...
![Sympathetic Egoism of Genius (A Study)
'Don't run away yet, old man! It's quite early, and I want to hear all about your Academy Picture, which I'm told is splendid.'
[Proceeds to describe his own at great length, and then suddenly finds out how late it is, and bolts...]](https://chrisbeetles.com/storage/33514/conversions/17voec3tja08-masonry.jpg)
![Our Reserves
Colonel of Volunteers (having clubbed the Battalion several times during the Drill):
'Has y'were! - 'Alt! - Mark Time! The 'ole will bear in mind that my word o' command is merely "a caution"!'
[A remark with which the 'ole of the Regiment entirely agreed]](https://chrisbeetles.com/storage/33510/conversions/6kr3d43i80gj-masonry.jpg)
![Put to the Rout
Distracted Bandster: 'Komm avay – komm avay – ee zhall nod give you nodingsh – ee vill blay de moozeek erselbst! Teufel!
[They Retreat Hastily].](https://chrisbeetles.com/storage/33507/conversions/22g7k19dnj9j-masonry.jpg)
