'You've Had Enough'
Bottles balanced on her beret
The Fully Licensed Man
Business is terrible
Do you stock the Queen's favourite homeopathic ...
Grapes and Vine Leaves
New Hop Poles
The Bacchanalian Feast
Jeez babe... wots with the mask?!!!
Ha just had a dick pic from me boyfriend!
Well he's gone!
Mmm... Odd socks Martin... fashion or a mark of ...
Santa's been!
Hello, Tom, it's Alex. Good to see you at lunch ...
What's that funny smell? I can smell something ...
So how's your new system of clientele having to ...
I'm going out with the reinsurance guys tonight ...
Alex, these days you get back from work and head ...
It's good of you to offer to buy me lunch at such ...
So, Alex, you decided to do 'Sober October'? But ...
Permanently Pissed!
Going for a spin
Rattle my cage
Clamping
Charging your glass A Scotland Yard of Ale
"Bluebottles" The Secret Policeman's ...
Santa Claus
Clink!
It's a bit dry
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