Waiter – There's an essence of fly in my ...
Our avocado could soon be toast
The Oyster Eater
Don't worry – my husband likes his poached ...
Martine and Barrarca eat on the terrace under an ...
See you on Saturday
An intrusion
He tends to live in the past
The Determined Froth Blower
Speeches and Their Makers The Worm
What's your most expensive dish? I'm on a fat-fee ...
I'll have another pair, please
"...and I Banked Her over Like This, and ...
Legend has it that the grapes were trodden by Il ...
At the End of Christmas Lunch
The Connoisseur
Stilton Cheese & Port
I heard that one at the club
Parasol Lunch
Lunch with the Lord
What's up, Cyrus?
This is the first charity dinner we've been to ...
The crew grumbled about the food
They're running the place on a shoestring
Tea Table with Red Chairs
Bewildering Mr Wuzzles (up for the Cattle Show). ...
Chicken Supper I (hunting scenes table mats)
Back in the 80's I'd have had no problem accepting ...
I wish I hadn't ordered the swordfish kebabs
Antonio at the Farinellis for Dinner
