I'm afraid I've bad news for you - he has a ...
Be careless
Minus one, minus two, minus three...
Rather than waste his valuable time making ...
I could endlessly watch actors and actresses ...
Let me share my unhappiness with you It's too good ...
The man who invented the pizza conducting his own ...
1991 will be the year of Quality Control
Alien Jars
I could have had one of those too, if I had had a ...
I love the way you've done your garden, Dr. ...
Voltaire's thoughts on the efficacy of a straight ...
I'll stop smoking if you stop playing the mouth ...
Astonishing new government report – people ...
We've decided, Mr. Headstone, that writing begging ...
This man has taken his chair to a psychiatrist
What's that you've brought with you?
'What we need is a government capable of providing ...
Vice teaching its young to crush watches
Would you mind not smoking?
Their eyes met across a crowded room
'I woke up to find I had grown up no to anyone ...
It's perfectly safe to eat shredded towelling, ...
Don't wave, Felicity, that yacht's not quite right
Hamish! You were meant to start with the fish ...
I think I should warn you, Alice, I'm difficult to ...
Surely it's a 1361 Class 0-6-Ost? No, it can't ...
The Great Entertainers Pam and Eddy Lesketh the ...
It's Called Polenta, My Liege and I'm Afraid it ...
There Seemed to be Something Slightly ...
