This is your Headmaster speaking. Well done, you have passed your probationary period, so now it's time you had a bit of fun with one very very special person, get back to work if there are any jobs left and soon go on holiday if anybody will have you. But remember 'it is your civic duty' to do nothing at all and wear a face mask when not doing it.
'This will be voluntary at first because we trust everyone to do the right thing, but we can quickly make it mandatory if that’s what it takes.'