Children ... it's freedom at last; no more pretending that your parents know anything at all about anything, least of all turning a computer on. It's Monday morning, the school term commences, and the cartoonists are here to help ease you back in, and reassure you about the orange stick thingy that nice Mr Hancock wants to shove up your nose twice a week.
Parents ... hooray, holidays start now, and don't pretend you were any good at that school stuff anyway, just get going again on that unfinished West Wing Box Set and the Midsomer Murder repeats. Quickly, now, they will be home again at four o'clock.