I'd like to buy my husband a yarmulke of the type ...
Happy Hour 5-6pm Hate Speech Permitted
'I should like to buy a handgun while it is still ...
Oliver, Having Received More, Requests a Doggy Bag
Scrooge is Audited
It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your ...
Mock Tenniel
I pronounce you husband and wife of opposite sexes
Think carefully. I'm sure you'd like your final ...
These stories are not really suitable for ...
None of these cards seem to strike the right note ...
I can say we live in a fascist state if I want to. ...
Assisted suicide? You should live so long
They may not look like much, but they've all got ...
Good news! A lot more money is available, so we ...
You talk about boredom! When I was young, we had ...
Our Cottontail Cornucopia Runneth Over
Margaret Atwood
Tom Stoppard
Muriel Spark
George Orwell
Samuel Beckett
Antonin Artaud
Katherine Mansfield
Now, I'm not going to high-pressure you, Mr ...
Honest, I don't have a cent. I'm just a college ...
Just a minute. I think Nancy would like to talk to ...
She has such strange moods
I'm married to the best goddam woman there is
I'm the luckiest man in the world
