Hamish! You were meant to start with the fish ...
I think I should warn you, Alice, I'm difficult to ...
Surely it's a 1361 Class 0-6-Ost? No, it can't ...
There are Ominous Signs that the Festive Season is ...
I Began to Realize that our Defence Might Well be ...
The Great Entertainers Pam and Eddy Lesketh the ...
It's Called Polenta, My Liege and I'm Afraid it ...
There Seemed to be Something Slightly ...
Big Al Wasn't About to Take Any Chances
'I've Listened to your Alibi, McGurke and, Quite ...
The Sight of a Well-Turned Lapel Was Guaranteed to ...
'Ever Seen a Wimple Up Real Close, Young Fellow?' ...
Following the Incident of the Trampled Snood, ...
Mr Unsworth's Inability to Share his Triangles ...
During a Lull in the Conversation I Managed to ...
'Hold on Tight Forbes. It's our Only Chance of ...
Uncle Bob Seemed Keen to Introduce me to the Joys ...
I Sensed Immediately that I was in the Presence of ...
'I Think you'll Find that's My Capuccino!' Snapped ...
'I can't Begin to Tell you just How Much I Enjoy ...
Tex Inched his Way Nervously Towards the Offending ...
Mark Certainly was a Stickler for Personal Hygiene
I can confirm that you do appear to have a slight ...
I was Beginning to Realize that the Other Boys and ...
'I Suppose you Realize this Shadow Is Illegal?' ...
'Are You Ready to Embrace Vegetarianism?' Snapped ...
As a Music Lover I Felt it my Duty to Direct the ...
'With the Economy in Such Poor Shape Many of us ...
I Could See at a Glance He had Nothing to Say
'Let me Explain How this Works' Announced ...
