Thanks for making everyone in the neighbourhood ...
Because of street crime it's become common ...
Thank you for recovering my stolen Rolex
We've recovered your stolen property, Mr Masterley ...
I've been feeling very insecure since I became a ...
So Alex just got mugged?
The overcrowding is terrible. It's like Venice in ...
Prison overcrowding means we have to think of ...
Blime! I 'ear we're goin' to 'ave women warders!
Searching For the Murder Weapon
That's not a non-crime hate incident, sir, that's ...
This Is One of the Roughest Areas of the City
Bless Me, Father, For I Have Sinned
8 Shoplifted Items or Less
Oh, No - Knife Crime's Being Replaced by Fork ...
NY Approved Mugger
Well, Cecilia, what would you like to be?
Big Al Wasn't About to Take Any Chances
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'I'm a Firm Believer In Tradition. Tuesday Means ...
'Now just Settle Down and Relax While I Treat you ...
The Post Office is closing this branch, so in ...
Youths with Knives
Well, I Think Using Drones to Catch Shoplifters Is ...
Water Bosses Face Jail ...
They should ban the Budget. Every year people get ...
Would you water my plants for a week? I'm being ...
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Marshalsea Prison
Thank you for using a Fujitsu computer. Will you ...
