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Prisoner In the Dock
Fauberge Have Moved to the Arcade
'It Was My Probation Officer but Don't Worry... He ...
'My Son... In Trouble with the Police..!!'
'Confess and We'll Let You Have Your Yo-Yo ...
'Hold On, Boss...'
... You Must Warn MI5 ... the Russians Have ...
Looks Like a Ritual Murder, Super... the Annual ...
'We're All Going Dressed as Vicars - That Is ...
... He Will Approach You!
Well, At Least He Was Telling the Truth About One ...
A Drive-by Shooting In a Traffic Jam Is Not a Good ...
Get this over to Forensics
Hands up! This is a fiscal event!
OK, so I did it. Don't judge me
Tonight I sleep with the fishes...
This Is My Community Sentence
Oh no!? Not you again? The mugger?
Great carpet, Godfather!
Seagull ID Parade
No, sorry. I'm just not sure
Hurry - they've got a getaway balloon!
Yay ... freedom after give long years locked up!
There's no way I'm gonna wear a mask in a shop!
Hey! If there was something biodegradable that did ...
Patrick O'Flynn stood in front of H Samuel, the ...
Pat in his Cell
Pat stared up at the bench and looked at the three ...
Pat climbed on to the top bunk and switched off ...