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I've got solid gold contact lenses
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Hey guys, we've heard there are some really ...
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It could be worse, you could have bought sterling
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More of the same?
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Rant's Due
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Gran'pop At It Again We're doing big business
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Austerity Over
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Church Fete
Oil Bosses Covered In Mystery Substance
