Missing
Some idiots had a Tory leadership contest and a ...
Let them pass. They might be on their way to a ...
'Sorry About the Interruption to the Pole-Dancing, ...
Get this over to Forensics
The Church Raven, Tower of London
SURPRISE!
It will be awkward if people start gathering in ...
Two fingers to the police
Looks like the Conga Killer has struck again, ...
'How did you kill the mayor, Riccardo?
Antonio's Police Hat
A large, burly man wearing a long white coat and a ...
Charging your glass A Scotland Yard of Ale
"Bluebottles" The Secret Policeman's ...
Hi! Don't forget if trouble betide Whatever it is ...
Latest orders are - To watch for more than six ...
No, sorry. I'm just not sure
Proceeding in a northerly, southerly, easterly, ...
They're in that flat there partying
Christmas, 2020 ...
Writing out a cheque for £105, payable to ...
'Thank you, Wesley,' said Pat as he stared down at ...
Pat raised the brick above his head and leant back
We were called to Jeremy Hunt's property after ...
We Told the Homeowner That We'd Caught the Burglar ...
Moped Muggers Display Team
Put the Cotton Bud On the Floor and Come Out with ...
I Don't Like Phoning Northumbria Police. You Never ...
Police Appeal Please Forget Everything We Said ...
