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Serious Prosecco Squad
Darling – Your Super Is In the Oven
I told Suella Braverman to try to keep her ...
We know you're boiling an egg. Switch off the gas ...
I'm sorry, officer, we've converted our car to run ...
Sir Mark Rowley goes to work on an egg...
'My Son... In Trouble with the Police..!!'
Pantomime Fire Brigade
Looks Like a Ritual Murder, Super... the Annual ...
Missing
Some idiots had a Tory leadership contest and a ...
Let them pass. They might be on their way to a ...
'Sorry About the Interruption to the Pole-Dancing, ...
Get this over to Forensics
SURPRISE!
It will be awkward if people start gathering in ...
Two fingers to the police
Looks like the Conga Killer has struck again, ...
'How did you kill the mayor, Riccardo?
Antonio's Police Hat
Charging your glass A Scotland Yard of Ale
"Bluebottles" The Secret Policeman's ...
Hi! Don't forget if trouble betide Whatever it is ...
Latest orders are - To watch for more than six ...
No, sorry. I'm just not sure
Proceeding in a northerly, southerly, easterly, ...
They're in that flat there partying
Christmas, 2020 ...
Writing out a cheque for £105, payable to ...