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Chips with That?
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Deriveroo
Choose you own fish for the blind
Is the calamares fresh?
I wish I hadn't ordered the swordfish kebabs
This lobster's proving a bit of a b****r, Luigi
She began to run her elegantly stockinged right ...
Happy Hour 5-6pm Hate Speech Permitted
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5-6pm Happy Hour 6pm Next Lockdown Begins
Knife... Fork... Spoon...
My wife thinks I'm insane
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Dish of the Day Vaped Haddock
Our chef takes great pride in his presentation
DeRiveroo
First one to blink pays
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The Commercial Traveller in a Country Inn
Put on your wellingtons, Simon, and we'll try that ...