I always wanted to be a philosopher. Hang on ...
Huh! Another heretic!
A beautiful meal, a balmy tropical night, soft ...
And tonight Gavin, we're going back to basics
Well they're going to regret this. He's got ...
Yes – sold off that useless water meadow for ...
I am Anthony Gerard Pilkington and now, after a ...
Me? Not a lot ... Just chillin' innit ...
As your new next-door neighbours we'd like you to ...
His deformity's costing us a bomb in gladiators
Looks like another truth serum leakage, Sarge!
Anchovies! He always does that after anchovies! ...
Alan's always been very good with pumps
Haunted? Don't be silly. What on earth made you ...
I'm terribly sorry. I should have said. Gerard ...
Gordon! The fly-tippers are back!
You know, my sock drawer's getting a distinctly ...
I was right. In the whole trilogy, nobody ever ...
Well, last year we invited some total strangers ...
You know, philosophy isn't well understood by the ...
Don't mind me. I have no interest in wildlife, but ...
Mr Hannen Swaffer
Sir Charles Wheeler
John Osborne
Sir Christopher Chancellor
Jack Cotton
Oliver Lyttelton, 1st Viscount Chandos
Duet
Sunbed
Chores Done