Common Porpoise
Grey Seal
Common Dolphin
The youth poked the scarlet monster back into the ...
Seal Sport
Mermaid Golf Course
The WWF had devised an alarm system for sea lions, ...
Now, Sir, You Have a Complaint About the ...
Octopus Vulgaris
No Prophet Was Kept In this Whale Overnight
I thought we were going to watch porn tonight
'Boo!' 'Argh!'
A New Home You've moved your home from A to B: A ...
Hullo, my name's Gucci, this is Hermes & you ...
Octopus Farm
All Kinds of Animals
The Blue Whales
Oh, the oceans they shimmer with such wondrous ...
See the catfish and cowfish and lampreys and clams
Big flat flounders lie down with one side to the ...
So to the ocean came all kinds of life - ...
There were ribbed and frilled creatures that ...
A little twist here and a little turn there - they ...
How the sea came to be
Are you sure you went to the right sperm bank?
Sun and Shadows
But as Froggy Was Crossing over a Brook, Heigho! ...
I'm watching you like an orc
Keeping them in captivity is so cruel!
