... He Will Approach You!
Well, At Least He Was Telling the Truth About One ...
A Drive-by Shooting In a Traffic Jam Is Not a Good ...
Get this over to Forensics
Hands up! This is a fiscal event!
OK, so I did it. Don't judge me
Tonight I sleep with the fishes...
Oh no!? Not you again? The mugger?
Great carpet, Godfather!
No, sorry. I'm just not sure
Yay ... freedom after give long years locked up!
There's no way I'm gonna wear a mask in a shop!
Hey! If there was something biodegradable that did ...
Patrick O'Flynn stood in front of H Samuel, the ...
'Thank you, Wesley,' said Pat as he stared down at ...
Pat raised the brick above his head and leant back
We Told the Homeowner That We'd Caught the Burglar ...
I'll Create a Diversion While You Run In and Lie ...
I Know You're Absorbing Carbon Dioxide. Hand It ...
I Say We Send a Moped Gang to Brussels to ...
Moped Muggers Display Team
Eu Arrest Warrant
We're Planning a Fight In a Pub Car Park and ...
I Came Running Out of the Bank and Bumped Into the ...
The prisoner is complaining that the prison ...
Ichair
Police Numbers
Affordable Holmes
Doesn't Your Husband Mind You Using His Garden ...
Just a Quick Word – Have You Heard of Anyone ...
