Gordon doesn't share my enthusiasm for minimalism
Fancy the Prince of Darkness materialising at a ...
Yep. That's six and our captain's windscreen
He's never been an especially gracious fast ...
I'm looking for something quiet, tidy & ...
Go on Marion - say it. Our foreplay's lost its ...
Ooh! Put the Wagner on again!
Do you do little tiny wobbly ones?
Godwit, Godwit & Pratt, Solicitors. Have you ...
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Sorry darling. It's the call of the wild. I might ...
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Bears a grudge does our Gavin
Took on the local womens' team. And lost
Quite honestly, Grayson Perry's got better legs ...
Your mother & I have acquired a substitute ...
'I'd like my stomach stapling' 'To what?'
Ye Gods Braithwaite! An early animal rights ...
Hunt, gather, hunt gather. Is this all there is?
God, I hate Duck Nights
Watch out for Gordon Benstock. Just had a new hip ...
No, sorry. I'm just not sure
They're quite good at golf, but a sense of fair ...
You're not a particularly gentle shunter, are you?
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'That stuff will kill you' 'What, again?'
Well, there's a bottom end knock, the diff's ...
Geoffrey, don't stand there
I'd like someone spectacularly incompatible ...
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