It doesn't seem 5 minutes ago she was getting her ...
I'm not asking you out, just practising my ...
I'm thinking of installing underground heating, so ...
Remind me not to get into the same life boat as ...
I thought you knew he used to be a Teddy boy
I sometimes wonder if my Geoffrey knows the ...
Well dad, if I'm an under aged drinker, you're an ...
Kevin never watches the weather report, he suffers ...
I hope you brought your kidney donor card along
I often wish she would play her record player too ...
Our bank balance is going the same way as our hair ...
Good job I don't have any money, all my pockets ...
I've lost all track of world events since Anna ...
I admit there's someone else, but I only see her ...
When you asked to borrow the car, son, I thought ...
He's an anagram freak
Frank's got that Thursday morning feeling, it's ...
Old Bradshaw always said he'd go out in style if ...
Don't worry Pilkington, the repair man will be ...
I lack fresh-breath confidence
I put my own expression into it
The Smythe-Brownes...
Quick, Dennis, a Giraffe! We're more in need of a ...
The Raven
The Woodsman
Fond mother - I hear Elsie's taken up the ...
Rodin's Kiosk Vandal
My wife won't be divorcing me yet. She still ...
He tends to live in the past
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