The rats round here are all on Ozempic
Before US tariffs we carried 220,000 tons of ...
I had no idea Heaven operated a two-tier judgment ...
I used to work at the Treasury, but I couldn't ...
Your appendix is like NHS England. You can survive ...
I'm showing the OBR figures to the lawn. That ...
Nigel Farage has offered us £9bn to take one ...
Birmingham Easter Bunny
Water company accountability ... Water company ...
Without wishing to overstate my case
Interesting. I think I'd like to try the ale next
In my day a gentleman held a branch open for a ...
It's my emotional support fish
Will our child receive a good maths education?
Your random country needs you
If you're happy and you know it, press 6
We dont say "mad", Caspar – ...
Atishoo! Atishoo! We all cause the NHS to collapse
The hall's a bit full – You'll have to sit ...
I don't believe in all that stuff – We ...
I want something that will raise a few eyebrows
He'll grow into them
Think of it as a very long text message
White Vance Man
And I'm doing that bloody online assertiveness ...
The overcrowding is terrible. It's like Venice in ...
That Reminds Me, I Must Take Our Savings Out of ...
Sorry, Horatius, we won't need you after all For ...
We Must Re-Arm ...
Ceasefire?